The Thousand-Year Blood War arc

595 - Rubb-Dolls 2

If this'll be another case of puppets vs puppets, I might as well bang my head on a wall. Pepe, and any other freaky-ass Quincies still out there, or characters in this series at this point, must die a painful death. Because violence. Oh look, Love and Kensei are back. Oh wait, that may not be a good thing.

In other words, blah blah blah.

Waiting for something interesting to happen.

596 - Rubb-Dolls 3

So Mayuri made Kensei and Love his zombies now. But what about Rangiku? Eh... guess we'll know later. Or not. But thankfully Gigi got what he....she...it deserved. And so will Pepe soon enough. JFC these assholes need to die horribly.

597 - Winded By the Shadow

So hopefully that ugly fat man controlling more characters is dead. Also, another weirdo Quincy shows himself. Dear God I want them all dead. If Ichigo and co. don't deal with these a-holes soon, might as well tie 'em up and drop them in a desert to be nuked on. Over and over and over.

598 - The Shooting Star Project [We Only Have to Beat You Mix]

....who the fuck comes up with these titles? Oh look, Bleach is almost at 600 chapters. Not a lot of people care what happens next, or who else may die besides the bad guys, or if any ships come true, among other things.
I might as well make up shit to make things more interesting, like how aliens make the world better and send Yhwach to Hell, nukes are used on Hueco Mundo to cleanse the Hollow problem, and and entity called the Traveler now floats over another part of the globe and giving humanity super powers to beat the shit out of the darkness covering the universe now. Also giant robots and Kaiju. Just because.

Yeah.

But no. Ganju comes along, now with an actual useful map of where they're all going. Makes me wonder who did make that map of the Zero Squad palace/whatever, but nonetheless, we're going back up there. And Senjumaru makes that creepy boy with 2 tongues fall apart. Good. Less weirdos, the better. Sort of.

599 - Too Early to Win Too Early to Know

So Hawk-Man and a Jawa have joined the Quincies. And it seems we lost one Royal Guard. Unless she's gonna get back up somehow. And that Ichigo & co. are probably gonna arrive too late. *sigh*

What else were you expecting? This is shounen; ladies can't win.

600 - Snipe

Oh look. The series has now reached 600 chapters. Oh fucking joy to all- yeah, no one cares anymore. So the black guy is a sniper, but we've yet to see what Askin does. Oh look, Senjumaru isn't dead, Ywhach and pals are now in a cage, and that Nimaiya (however you spell that sunglasses/Zanpakuto-maker dude's name) is gonna step in and possibly kick ass. Or get his ass kicked, either one.

601 - Verge on Vermillion

Afro dude takes down 3 lackies (Hawkman, Jawa, and sniper bro), one still moves (Askin) and may be another pain in the pass. There.

602 - Bane Licking Good

I got nothing.

...

It's nice to see the good guys do something for a change.

609 - What The Hell

...title says all, people.

Somehow I missed a few chapters, it seems. Doesn't look like I missed much, though.

604 - Revitalize

So... if Yhwach also takes out that last Zero Squad member, then the Soul King Palace is his for the taking. Great...

605 - Don't Call My Name

So at the start of this, Ukitake did something that... I dunno what exactly it was. And now, the last Zero Squad member, Ichibei, is using his marks or whatever to stop Yhwach. If that'll even do anything at this point...

606 - Divine Division

So... Yoruichi has a younger sister, Yuushirou, who's been head of their clan while the former was gone. I think. Translation could be wrong or something, but eh. Also, Yhwach still fighting that crazy monk guy.

Yoruichi has a sibling? Wow that came out of nowhere.

The name is a male name, apparently, so despite his androgynous appearance, it's apparently Yoruichi's younger brother.

607 - The Master

Ichibei and Ywhach are still fighting; the former releases his Shikai (I think). And nothing else much happened.

Suck it, you rotten motherfuckers! I fucking told you that she wasn't the head pf the clan anymore!

Whooo, that's the most charged I've been reading Bleach in years. And hey, a real fight between a main villain and someone who's not Ichigo!

608 - Darkness From the Blackest of Black

I dunno what the title of this week's chapter is, so I went with that. Hm, seems Ichibei's holding his ground well against Yhwach with the power of darkness. Unless something goes wrong and the main villain proceeds as he planned like nothing happened.

EDIT: Oh wait, I corrected it. Nevermind.

609 - A

Yhwach is A - The Almighty. And he punched through Ichibei's Bankai like it were paper. Looks like nothing is stopping this guy now. Great...

SoldierG65434-2 wrote:

Suck it, you rotten motherfuckers! I fucking told you that she wasn't the head pf the clan anymore!

I don't recall arguing otherwise. But I don't remember.

610 - Mausoleum of Skulls
Ichibei does a long command to release his Zanpakuto (or something), and he brings up a giant house of skulls (or whatever is in the title name). What does Yhwach do? 'Open' his eyes, then tear apart Ichibei into pieces. ...anyone got a bucket?