Cool for Cats (fanfic, 18+)

So, the embryo for this fic has been on my hard drive for quite sometime. It wasn't anything worth publishing for the longest time, but I've had enough time to think on it and, surprisingly enough, the latest episode (303) of the anime actually spurred me into action.

Cool for Cats

And for the record, Captain requested this fic. I'll say that again; this was Captain's idea.

This fic isn't going to make me any friends with the Indonesians.