The '...' Thread

I've reached the point where when I get ID'd I no longer feel slightly angry/offended, but instead feel happy because I look young. This is a slightly depressing development...

That's what happens when you're 99.

So today, on my way to work, I was behind this guy in a car who was doing who knows what. He was stopped because the light up ahead was red, but there was at least a car length between him and the person in front of him. I was sitting there wondering to myself why he was just sitting there and not moving forward, but I was just like, "Eh, whatever. I'll just wait until he moves."

All of a sudden his car starts rolling backwards, towards me. I'm like "Oh shit," because I have no where to go. So I honk, twice, to get him to pay attention to what his car is doing. It doesn't work and his car keeps rolling towards mine. I don't feel a bump or anything, but it stops moving and the dude gets out and is gesturing, and so I roll down my window, and he has the nerve to tell me that I bumped him. And then, as I'm refuting his statement by letting him know he rolled into me, he just walks away, gets in his car, and drives off.

I was like WTF was that all about?

This guy's brake lights weren't on so I can only assume he wasn't holding down the brake pedal.

But, his car was a much nicer car than mine, so I don't know why he would roll backwards on purpose and try to say that it was my fault.

The good news is that my car wasn't damaged at all. I'm not convinced they even bumped, in fact.

Sappy cracks fic just do not work.

Karen Strassman also has some goddamn range.

I finally got to try out a Windows phone. OMG I love it.

It's too bad I can't upgrade until September.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.

I don't care that Osama bin Laden died, or how they managed to get his DNA in the first place to test that indeed, he's dead this time.

On topic, Facebook destroys my need for watching or reading the news, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Got my new phone (that's actually used, but new to me) but I have to wait until tomorrow to set it up.

My dog came into the lounge room, jumped into his sleeping box, peed in it, then left.

I think he has issues...

I have it in my sig, but I have recently discovered that I have a terrible time pronouncing "PIROUETTE" when I try to say it out loud. I don't know why. It's very random.

Guy at work: Where should I stick this?

Me: Shove it anywhere, I'm not fussy.

Awkward, awkward silence follows...

Good idea: Setting up a forum so that admins have to approve new members in order to cut down on the number of spammers and spambots.

Bad idea: Setting that system up when the admin doesn't care and only one of the 10 moderators are doing anything about it.

Worst idea: Not giving the moderator who is actually doing all the work the ability to outright reject people and save time.

My laptop was running really slow compared to normal last night, and this morning, and after multiple worries about viruses and other dumb things I may have done, I realized it was on battery saving mode while plugged in.

Well, you can check "Space Travel" off the rapidly dwindling list of things Florida is good for.

What a weird dream... Nothing can compare to how abnormal that was...

I love this:

http://tinyurl.com/dmdsgx

They finally got around to announcing Dead or Alive 5. Too bad they didn't about 2 years ago, or else I might have cared.

Fatalicious wrote:

I love this:

http://tinyurl.com/dmdsgx

You're an asshole.

My computer blocks that link.

Saw a double rainbow. Eh.

Damn storm clouds...

Feels like a damned imbecile.... -_-''|

My scratch is finally scabbing over properly.

But, scabs are itchy.

Of all the countries in the world, it was Japan that balked at the idea of a giant floppy purple dildo bat. Instead they opted for the giant erect purple dildo bat.

Goddamnit Japan...

I was reading a manga, when microsoft security essentials popped up and said high risk problem. So I gave it the go ahead to clean, and before it finished, a well constructed fake anti-virus thing popped up, since I knew this was to be sham, I tryed to pop open task manager, yet it would be forcedto close. So I did the only option left... hit the panic button.
After restarting in safe mode, it would appear as though I was able to delete the virus. All in all, a good halloween worthy scare that just missed its holiday.

Rougeware that closes off your own antivirus programs are sneaky bastards. >:\

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I'm just necro'ing some threads, don't mind me.

Apologies for the double post but members can't post in the suggestions thread. D: I was going to ask if Team Yorusoi held creative contests as the FC on BA did (to which I would then suggest we could do it again).