siyentista in the house (or lab)

yep, those are the two places you'll frequently find me. at home or in the lab.

let's see... i'm in my mid-twenties, too old for most of the crap i do, but i do them anyway. i clone things and use radioactive material on a regular basis. (yes, i'm serious. no, it's not as big a deal as you think it is.) and i just realized that i love to write. if i knew i could hack it as a fiction writer, i would probably take off my lab coat. as it is, if i do that, i might just turn into spiderman.

wait... that might not be so bad.

*waves* welcome on board!

i wanna clone things too :(

really, you don't. i used to think it was exciting too. now i know that it's time-consuming, frequently unsuccessful, and boring as hell. i'm jealous that you have the luxury of imagining that it's a lot more fun than it is.

hey its better than my chosen profession. imagine sitting in a stuffy little room listening to some rich little daddy's girl whine about how her dad got her a cherry pink convertible when she specifically asked for the shade to be a tad bit darker.

if i give you a hair, can you (un)successfully clone me?

i'm quite sure that i'm working on a different sort of cloning, although it works on the same concept as what you're imagining. so no.

but since you specifically said "unsuccessfully"... i could give it a try!

bwahahahaha.

watch out, mayuri! move over, urahara! there's a new mad scientist in town!